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I take issue with OP's assertion that in heavy traffic, the middle lane is best. I spent insane amount commuting in DC and my observations was that most times, the right lane is best. The logic behind this is that during low volume traffic, the lane's occupants willing to go fast is primary. During high volume, density controls -- and since almost everyone is like "ugh, f'in right lane. I'm going to get left NOW", this usually leaves the right lane open. The exception is during heavy merges, at which point get middle and be an [censored] not allowing the inchers to but into your territory. Also, middle lane has two exits, but also two extrances; this means too many people are going to merge into your lane and cause it to slow down.

Other tips for solid aggressive driving; if you see someone coming up fast in your rearview, let him pass then proceed to speed up and tail him. Imagine a cop on the median and angle yourself in such a way that the cop could not get a radar on you without hitting the fast car first.

I completely agree that right lane driving is where it's at. Only thing to be wary of is getting boxed in on the left and right -- see those boxes before the come and go left to avoid.

I don't agree with passing in the on-ramps; that's too risky. I'm not attempting to get myself killed here, just trying to get to my destination as quick as possible, as safely as possible.

I have more theories on driving efficiently than anyone I know ... it's kind of sad.