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Old 12-13-2005, 06:38 PM
klepto klepto is offline
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Default Lower your expectations

cmon guys, you are msging the porn stars thinking they're gonna instantly [censored] you?

msg the ones that say [censored] in their profile that shows they are lonely and bored.

look for the ones who haven't gotten a comment from someone in months, another sign of extreme desperation.

and remember, these are the best pictures they have picked out, so if there are only 4 pictures, 2 of them face up, 1 of her on a jetski 40 yards away, and a picture of her cat, she's gonna be a 5 or less. this means you send her an 'inside?' msg.

also if you really wanna make it easy, just check the 'asian' button on the browse, and let the curing of the yellow fever begin.