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Old 12-13-2005, 01:43 PM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: banging chicks from myspace.com

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Which one of you hardy souls wants to try this out on one of the myspace hotties...

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I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now...
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Okay, you've got one more soldier. Is this an initial contact message diebitter? Or is it more of a second message?

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Initial contact message. This is slash-and-burn, take-no-prisoners approach. I expect a low response rate, but responses will be freaks or obsessively romantic fantasists.

Please proceed.


(Actually, I have no idea what the response will be, but, hey man, we're advancing the boundaries of human knowledge here, and this noble tradition will not be denied.)

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WOW!!! So far its batting 1000.

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RE: Long History
Body: you are too funny. that was good. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] great reading material.

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From: Oblivious
Date: Dec 13, 2005 9:03 AM

I've been with many races of chicks....
I've tasted tang in all 4 corners of the earth, and on every one of the seven seas...
I have contradicted myself and still been understood..
I have tapped fine ass from Bangkok to Paris...
But I wasted my time, cos I never myspaced you until now...

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Now youve got me into serious trouble. I cant possibly keep up this level of hilarity.

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Hahahaha.

'Inside?' my ass!