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I'm now going to attempt to hit on chicks with my Unicorn profile. First up is this chick:
Mallori
Subject: Cows are like Unicorns!
Body: I noticed that you like the Texas team. I hope they beat the USC team in their upcoming match because cows resemble unicorns much better than trojans. Though, both provide a fun ride.
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You rule.