Boro,
I too need glasses and went through the same experience of hating every pair I tried on. I think in all likelyhood most of them were actually fine, but we get so used to our own faces, and attached to our self-images, that a drastic change like glasses is always going to look awkward to us, probably even if we actually look better for it. Not sure what my point is really, just that you probably look a lot better in the glasses you tried than you thought you did, so don't worry about it too much. My plan is to take someone with me who I trust knows better and let them choose for me. Or I might just do like you and ignore it as long as I can.
Anyway, your beard kind of reminded me of Johnny Depp in The Ninth Gate, so here is my recommendation... I think you could pull it off...
