[private joker]

Bagel bites are phenomenal. You can get the store brand version, which is just mini-bagels covered in processed cheese and sausage bits. Or you can make them yourself -- buy a bag of bagels (mini- or full sized) and spread some tomato sauce on them, sprinkle grated mozzarella on it, and place whatever meat toppings you like. Bake them in a toaster oven for a few minutes and voila.