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He however is not even allowed on the same floor of the house when I am playing Grand THeft Auto, or watching something like Law and Order.

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do you lock him in his room?

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Naw, he's either gone to bed, or he is upstairs playing with something. If he wants to come downstairs, and I am playing "The Naughty Game" as he has so aptly coined it, he hears the shooting and yells something like "Dad, can I come downstairs?" so I can pause it.

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I can imagine the schoolyard talk.

deadbody's Kid: My dad was playing the Naughty Game by himself last night.
Random kid 1: Yea, I know what you mean. My mom and dad play it every Saturday night.
Random kid 2: My dad plays it online with someone named Ariane.

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Well played sir, I just spit out my water.