[[Phill]]

Lol, you have no case.

NY Law Firm: Hello, prominant law firm
You: I want to bring a class action suit against an off shore company which was used to launder money for me to an illegal offshore gambling company as defined by the US Dept of Justice
NY Law Firm: You are kidding right?
You: No, you see this company has had its assets effectively frozen by our government, the banks in the US arent accepting their cheques, EFTs cant be processed because the DoJ forced them to stop doing business with said illegal money laundering company so our money is held safely in some form somewhere and is regulated by the FSA in the UK
NY Law Firm: Is this Jerry? I told you to stop prank calling me dude, its not funny.
You: No, seriously, I promise to have lots of people and pay all the fees
NY Law Firm: You cant be serious, this is the worst idea ever. Did you even graduate from high school?
You: We payo mucho dollaro
NY Law Firm: Meh, whatever dude, its your cash. Just realise its our legal advice that you have no reasonable chance of winning
You: Yes, we win goot