[El Diablo]

j,

Here is a meal I used to make in college. It is pretty horrible for you, but so delicious.

Get a box of fettucine. Make sure it's a brand that has fettucine alfredo instructions on the back. Buy the appropriate amounts of butter, cream, and parmesan cheese. Kraft parmesan cheese container may also have a recipe on it, but I liked the fettucine box directions better because it featured more of the bad stuff.

Boil fettucine. Drain. Put it back on stove on low heat. Mix in butter until melted (like a stick or so). Take off heat. Pour in the cream and parmesan cheese. Mix it all up. I think the recipe I used included like a whole thing of cream and grated parmesan. OMG SO HORRIBLE FOR YOU AND OH SO DELICIOUS.