Re: SFW Joke Thread
There is a family of polar bears living happily in their arctic land. There is a mother bear, father bear and baby bear. The baby bear is getting to an age where he is really beginning to develop alot of curiosity.
One day he asks his mom: "Mom, are you sure I'm a polar bear?" His mom of course reassures him that he must be a polar bear becasue she gave birth to him and she is a polar bear, and the father is a polar bear too.
He seems to accept this and goes about his typical routine.
A couple days go by and he asks his dad the same question. "Dad, are you SURE I'm a polar bear?"
His dad also reassures him. He shows him that he has white fur just like all the other polar bears and that he has 4 paws just like the other polar bears and that he has a resemblance to both his mother and father.
The little polar bear once again seems to accept this answer and goes about his business.
When he gets a little older they send him off to polar bear school with all the other polar bear children. At school he starts up again, asking all his classmates if they think he might not be a polar bear.
Finally, his teacher decides to have a meeting with the little polar bear and his parents. In this meeting they tell him that they are worried about him and that they are really concerned that he doesn't feel that he is a polar bear. They demand to know why he continues to ask this question. He sheepishly replies... "I'm cold."
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