[sublime]

since i am good looking here is the line i will/would use:

hi c*nt,

i am kind of new to myspace was checking out the people who live near me and came across your profile. you seem really cool and our interests seem to match. drop me a line sometime and maybe we can chat.

~sublime

when she responds i will then pull out the big guns and ask her to settle the argument between me and my man friend on who would win in a fight, superman or thesaltcracka.