[Spladle]

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Cool, this brings me to a 4th important point in opener theory.

4. The opener must not make you look like a litte, little, little bitch who will never ever ever score.

blake

p.s. I really do think this is a horrible opener.

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Do I need to send you a link to the girl's profile to make it apparent why I chose to open the way I did? I am not an idiot, nor am I unskilled in the art of talking my way into the panties of girls. I believe the method of introduction I chose will garner results. Only time will tell for sure though.

By the [censored] way, I was not intending for what I wrote to be a replacement for the retarded "inside?" introduction. I was trying to show how important it was to tailor each and every introduction to the girl that you are attempting to [censored]. This was simply the most recent letter I had written. The girl it was written to is insanely hot but not very smart.