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Okay, i occasionally turn my puter off and play live.

Watching a sng, waiting for mine to fill up.

Stinky (and i mean REAL fckn stinky) guy with bo tries to make friendly conversation with me.

I just act disinterested, get myself a drink, and then fein disinterest in what he says.

He gets the idea that im not a chatty type

Hypothetical situation, which thankfully did not occur.

I sit down, as does everyone else, one seat left next to me, and he sits down

Wtf to do?

ps, on a side note, i do not have bo, because i have a shower every single fortnight, whether i need it or not! lol