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Alright idiots... Any message where you tell the girl she's hot or give out your phone number immediately would be absolutely retarded. Hot girls on Myspace get messages like this all the time. Here's how you get laid off this site...

1. Lead with a completely ridiculous and random message.
2. Have a nice profile with several pictures of yourself (put some time in to your profile... be witty, colorize it).


What I do is go through a bunch of profiles and send a message that says "Inside?" to the girls that are hot (the question mark after the "inside" is of utmost importance).

Usually about 33% of these girls message me back with responses of "huh?,""inside. what?," or "outside." If you're less attractive than I am, you will get a lower percentage, but if you send out enough of these random messages you will get some answers. After their first reply you send something like... "yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?"... they will say what they are up to and you can work your magic from there.

It is important that you do not make much small talk with these girls... a few messages... ask them to hang out... get their number... give them yours... just do this MANY times and you will get some. Guaranteed.

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Nice - more pics I can do that no problem, how about [censored] with my dog?