[Big Poppa Smurf]

ok and for the answer to this question, let me see if I can rattle of the entire list. I'll try to keep it in roughly chronological order:

soldier (got drafted so i don't know if this counts), gravedigger, owned a moving company, truck driver, ups guy/other delivery stuff, bartender until he got sick of it, started up a landscaping/irrigation company (this one sucked because we got hit with a drought that summer, sprinklers got banned and they were a majority of their work), driver for a private taxi-co, and now aspiring deli manager/owner

basically this is as good an argument i can think of for finishing college