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wookie,

i already told you how i roll.

all,

tomorrow is what davidson calls "self-selection night". basically, it's the first night of pledging for fraternities. it is also when the girls find out what eating houses they are in. (they fill out a preference sheet and a computer determines their house.) everyone gets really drunk and then the new pledges run to the various eating houses in women's underwear and get smeared with ketchup, chocolate, etc. it's all very fun.

naturally, the pledges get drunk a bit differently than the girls. namely, they are stuck in our basement with a variety of liquors and seniors shouting at them. their special surprise is plates of everclear jello. they also have a big pot with straws and various alcohols dumped in together. everything must be finished before they get out.

don't you wish you joined a fraternity?!?!

all,

told gf last night about vegas. i didn't tell her about poker, just that phil and i would be gone wed-sun gambling and drinking. she laughed at me and said that she was happy that i told her and that now she could send out a campus-wide memo and that she would also tell the paper so that they could put in a special announcement.

i slapped her.

holla