[Mr. Francis]

Jeremy my old friend,

Alas, Stella had to be sold to Russian traders to settle her debt ok. I received $1000 AMERICAN DOLLARS, a Casio watch, and a 1995 Kawasaki motorcycle for her (much better than Idi's deal for the molested boy ok). I am sorry to hear about the Mercedes situation, but fear not: as my dear grandfather would have said, women come and go as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

Thank all of you for the kind words ok. Each of you who have voted to allow me to remain, please send me your bank account numbers, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, and your address, and I will make sure you are compensated HANDSOMELY for your kindness.

Idi, as I mentioned in our correspondence ok, go [censored] an Ethiopian.