[rageotones]

part 17

warning: barely any more poker content for those of you looking for that

so we're waiting for a cab to leave scores and discussing where to go. i suggest crazy horse too b/c that's where i went when i turned 21 a few years back, and i remember good things. as we're in discussion we meet him...

"y'all no a place you can go and have some fun," says the Godfather of stripclubs himself(GFOSC).

"we're not sure, but we're going somewhere else b/c that place blew," we respond.

"yeah, you can't have any fun in there."

"well hey, hop in the cab with us, and we'll go somewhere better."

so we get in the cab, and negotiations ensue.

HF is in the front of the van talking to the cabbie about where he'll take us that we can get the best deal. MB and GFOSC are in the middle kinda just talking about stuff, and i'm just in the back kind of laughing at the whole situation.

GFOSC informs us that his wife thinks he's at casino X playing game Y(i'd hate some poor schmuck to get busted due to my carelessness). we're all like, "AWESOME."

so while HF is telling the cabbie that, "well, the other cabbie told us he'd take us to crazy horse and give us free drink cards..etc, etc," the GFOSC is getting all riled up about it.

he starts busting in on the conversation. he's asking the driver, "where can we go to have some 'fun'?" "that other place was [censored]. they wanted $400 just to..." blah blah blah. seriously, "where can i go to get my stick worked on?" and it just keeps escalating. i'm surprised he didn't have us just drop him off at the massage parlor.

so this guy really knows what he's doing apparently and knows what he wants, so i'm feeling worried about the whole crazy horse thing.

"man, it was good last time i went, but i don't know how good it'll be now," i tell him. i'm really not wanting to let down the Godfather here.

so, we've established that we're gonna go to CHII regardless, and the cabbie makes a call.

"ok, i can get y'all in free over there, but don't tell anyone."

"no problem," we all say (minus the few thousand that read this report).

we make it over there with another free cab ride, free cover, and 2-for-1 drink cards (3 or 4 of them).

we stroll in, and by the time the last one of us walk in, we're like, where's the Godfather.

upon being in the place for all of 10 seconds, he's already found himself a happy little mate, and they're sitting there chatting it up at the bar. he has a sly grin on his face, and you can tell that he approves.