Dearest Beloved OOT Inhabitants,
In my country the warrior who fights a losing battle due to righteousness is a hero indeed ok. Please remember that I arrived here during my sincerest efforts to allow your Emperor Jeremy to save a young lady in distress, and the jackal Idi's evil designs on your pursestrings has caused him to attempt to expel me. But this is not the best reason to keep me and oust him, ok. While you may find this shocking, I will now tell you the truth. Idi the Nigerian is, in fact:
Yes, Idi the Nigerian is in fact the ousted murdering dictator Idi Amin, eater of placentas and raper of children. Is this the sort of fugitive you intend to harbor? To do so would cause mortal harm to many families, something I understand would be cause for legal action in your country.
I also have some offerings for you, which are not allowed in my country:
NSFW ok
NSFW, praise be to Allah!
Probably not NSFW, but since she's not wearing a burka just linking ok
Thank you for your consideration ok,
Mr. Francis