Re: Jokes that push the envelope
What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting her back in the wheelchair.
A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car. He says sure, but only if she'll blow him. She reluctantly agrees and gets down on her knees. She unzips his fly and starts approaching him. As she approaches, she smells a terrible smell and says "Yuck, Dad, you smell like [censored]!" "Oh right!" her dad responds "Your brother already has the car!"
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