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Octavian. Octavian??? He's a sissy. Any kid who would rather paint his sister's toenails than visit a brothel cannot be my favorite character.

Vorenus tops my list, nosing out Pullo in the photo finish. Caesar was cool, but I guess he's gone, so I can't put him on this list. I'll give third place to Brutus, who reminds me of Ben Affleck before he got his teeth fixed.