[suppasonic]

Want to hear a joke?
<font color="white"> Women's rights </font>

Why shouldn't you give a woman a watch?
<font color="white"> There's a clock on the oven </font>

How many men does it take to open a beer?
<font color="white"> None, it should be open when she brings it. </font>

Why did the woman cross the road?
<font color="white"> That doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen? </font>

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
<font color="white"> Its evolutionary, so they can stand closer to the counter. </font>