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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

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Here's the version I know:

One nun says, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!"

The other says, "This one does." [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Yep. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Like I said, not much of a joke, but a hell of an opening line. (hey, I think I made a pun!)

The follow up is something like:

2 nuns coming out of the park. One says to the other, 'we're going to have to report the 2 times we got raped.'

'2 times?' asks the other nun.

'Well, yes.' she says with a smile. 'Aren't we going back through?'

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