Re: Unrequited love - what to do?
You have two options:
1) Stalk her properly. Your current stalking methods aren't working, so go all out. Send her a cow's heart or something awesome like that for Valentine's Day. Send her letters in magazine print. Make a shrine.
2) No wait, that's your only option.
Show her that you are really dedicated what you have imagined as the perfect relationship. Then and only then, might you find true happiness when Bubba SIIYP when you drop the soap.
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