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Old 01-10-2007, 08:42 AM
EYEWHITES EYEWHITES is offline
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Default Re: Unrequited love - what to do?

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I'd like 2+2's advice on what to do about a girl I'm helplessly in love with who feels nothing for me.

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i have this friend, former roommate, he is a dog, super ugly. has bad ance scars weighs about 115 lbs, is like 6ft tall...and pulls mad women, and the all fallin love with him. he swears if you want any girl to fall in love with you you have do do only 1 thing...stick a finger up her a$$. i have several other friends who agree. and i sure alot of 2+2 will agree with my SyfIHP theroy.

on a serious note. after 9 years no love. whats the upside, you finally lose your virginity to your dream girl, in her bout of hornyness, thats a pretty big scar. She probably only likes your slacker bohemin(sp?)-ness becuase its irresponsible, and shes responible and has a thursday night primetime greys anatomy life that makes her feel way to grown up. either that or shes one of teh ghey kind anddoesnt want anyone to know.

on another note, you might beable to write a script and sell it to greys anatomny.

get a personal trainer, spend 4 months at the gym forgetting her, fallin love with yourself, mastubate alot, become an a#$hole, becasue a#$hole=panty dropper, and move on.

youseriously know there is no future in this relationship, and your purposley pickeda very unapolgetic form to tell you that