Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex?
<font color="white">a rape victim </font>
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Way off the original and funnier answer:
<font color="white">The 4-year old girl tied up in my trunk. </font>
Also --
What's the best part about showering with an 8-year old?
Answer: <font color="white">You can slick his hair back and make him look seven. </font>
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
Answer:<font color="white">An erection. </font>
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