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Someone posted a joke here a few weeks back, and I think it applies.
Disclaimer: I found this hilarious and have since retold it numerous times.
A pedophile and a 6 year old are holding hands and walking into the woods as the sun is setting.
The 6 year old looks up at the pedo and says "Mister, I'm scared."
The pedo says "
You're scared?! How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of these woods alone...
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I'll take credit for that.
Got it from
here.
My favorite:
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream?
<font color="white"> Crib Death.</font>