Craps > NL Hold\'em
Trip to casino.
Play a few hours of MSNL. Win $3. Yippee.
Go to craps table before dinner. Win $870.
Eat fantastic dinner.
Visit local 'dance' club. Girls didn't seem to be wearing much. Weird, huh?
Drink half bottle of Goose, plus about 3 more drinks.
Convince 2 girls to come back to casino with us at 3 am.
Drunkenly assault the craps table. Tell girls if they bring us luck we'll split profits 50-50 with them.
Roll, roll, roll. Virgin shooter arrives, we cheer loudly.
Win $1520. Cash-out. Girls seem fairly excited and extremely friendly at this point.
Attempt to put $1k on pass-line, am forcibly restrained by friend and both girls.
Come-out roll is 10, their wisdom is mighty!
Next roll is a ten. Wrath and darkness overcome me.
Someone demands where to find hookers and blow in this town.
[Friend coughs loudly and subtly gestures at our new friends.]
Oh.
Wake up this morning with mighty hangover. And, surprisingly, all or substantially all of my $$$ left.
Winner!
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