[Tappy Tibbons]

After spending 8 months working on an Army base in Kosovo, surrounded mostly by guys and a few women who looked like guys, I took a weekend trip to Budapest (know on the base as Bootyfest). The 5 star hotel I was staying at had an add for a strip club on the front of the entertainment guide.

When I got in, I was approached by two girls who looked like they'd just been airbrushed by Playboy. When I started talking with them, since all strippers are doing this to pay for medical school, I asked one what she was planning on doing after this. She replied "oh, we can go back to your hotel after this." - 200 euro + cab fare for both of them.