[belgianbeerlover]

My buddy got married, I was the best man. We went to a strip club in Albany for his bachelor's party.

The DJ asked me for ideas on what to do to him. My friend weighs about 105lb and was taking boxing lessons at the time. So I told him to have the strippers box him and hit him in the head with a dildo or something.

Well- the DJ loved this. I was drunk and was kind of just joking around, but he was determined to do all of that and then some. He was seriously concerned about the legality of bringing a sex toy on stage, so he called the manager and got the green light. I only paid for one stripper. But my buddy is pretty goofy and go lucky. Five strippers ended up joining the fun.

My buddy ended up shirtless, blindfolded and with his black leather belt around his neck. He was paraded around in front of us (including a few strangers), and made to do all sorts of humiliating things. It ended with him sitting in a chair. One of the strippers pulled his head back with his belt and told him to open his mouth for a treat. They started with boobs and whip cream, but ended with a huge black dildo going in his mouth and snapping a polaroid.

The whole time was pretty funny since he seemed to love every minute. But, I was also quite shocked at what was happening. Frankly, I was scared to try to stop it and just hoped they wouldn't go much farther. The dildo incident made me step forward, but that was the end. They gave me the picture and we all had a good laugh afterwards.

We showed the picture to a few friends and burned the evidence. The picture could have easily come from some S&M gay mag.