[DING-DONG YO]

I think I just realized something. The reason my writing and grammar has gone in the crapper is because I'm reading too much 2+2 and not enough real literature or periodicals. I think it's rotting my written communication skills.

And OP, that observation and grammar errors aside, great TR. A couple of observations:

- don't go to strip clubs without someone who is strip-club savvy

- why even go to Vegas if you're under 21? I don't know why you guys even bother. Is it just not the most boring experience? You literally can't do anything.