[Wubbie075]

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anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear

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OMG this happened to one of my friends too... but we paid the stripper to do it to him lol.. and it was in IN, not MO... it was pretty frikkin hilarious

my worst experience was some little place in downtown manhattan... we had some time to kill before a party and decided to go in for a few minutes... they had a 2 drink minimum so I had my 2 drinks... but I didn't feel like havin any more $7 budweisers so I stopped ordering drinks... after about 5 minutes someone comes up to me and says if I wanna stay I have to buy more drinks.. and I told him I had the 2 drink minimum... so the moron says "yeah it is a 2 drink minimum, but that doesn't mean u can stop at 2 if u are gonna stay" so I'm like "WTF do you have any clue what 2 drink minimum means??" we go back and forth a bit and I ask to speak to the manager... who of course backs his employee.. before I know it the bouncer is there and one of my friends with a severe case of beer muscles starts yappin at the bouncer... we take on the bouncer.. we lose... lol

was just a buncha skanks inside too