[deadbody]

Okay so I'm working at a bank as an assistant manager (this was bout 2 years ago now) and there are 2 people at the teller windows next to each other. Big dude and little dude. Little dude had no concept of personal space (he just got really close to whoever he was near not in a queer way or anything he just didn't understand personal boundries) so little dude is leaning closer to big dude than he should have been. Big Dude tells him to back up and little dude does, but a minute later he is again leaning closer than he should.

"Nigga back the F*** up and stop looking at my PIN number"
is what I hear big dude say (I'm in the back office)

I look out at lobby and little dude has backed up again, but less than a minute later BD is yelling again and starts to insult LD. LD actually does the right thing and walks away, actually leaving the bank. My employee in the back office with me says
"He'll be back"
"Why is that"
"I have his ID and social security card cause I was gonna open an account for him, I'm on the phone with chexsystems now."
"Oh, hehe"

3 minutes later LD walks back in from the grocery store (I wokred in a bank in a Grocery store) and walks back up to the window. BD is still there and starts in on him.

"Oh the little b*tch came back" things like that.

LD just says nothing and stays away from the guy, then suddenly BD's girlfriend says
"Stop checking me out you little perv."
"What??? I wasn't evne looking at you" is LD's response
"Oh so I ain't pretty enough for you????? F*** you nigga"

Then she hauls off and smacks him, LD responds and smacks her back, then BD grabs him and tosses him on the ground they start wrestling around and I go get the cop on duty in the Grocery store (I worked in the ghetto)

The on duty cop looks like Brock Lesnar but 8 inches taller (I'm 6'2" and he had at least 6" on me) he grabs both asshats by their collars and drags them apart.
"Tell me what happened"
Both idiots start talking at once, he puts his hands in between them and says
"BOth of you STFU. You (pointing at LD) what happened?"
LD starts to talk and BD interuppts him
Cop "If you don't STFU I'm gonna take off my badge and I'll show you an asswhoopin' now STFU"

At this point the entire bank (we were busy as all hell as it was Friday the 4th so we had payroll rush and SSI rush on the same day) is laughing and cheering the cop.

He has to threaten both guys a few more times, finally he just seperates them and ends up arresting both of them for outstanding warrants.

I left the bank about 6 months later but before every meeting we'd rewatch that security footage just for giggles, we took that tape out of the rotation just so we wouldn't overwrite it by accident.