[Kratzer]

this happened to my good friend about a year ago at a strip club near springfield, MO. some podunk joint in the middle of nowhere with toothless strippers, or so im told.

anyway, my friend got invited up on stage while some girl was dancing, so he went up and the girl made him get on his hands and knees. so he obliged and the girl was doing her thing, dancing and grinding on him, all while he is on his hands and knees. so all of a sudden she grabs his underwear and starts giving him one hell of a wedgie. he rises, trying to grab at his underwear but she yanks it super hard and the entire elastic loop of his undies rips off and the toothless stripper is standing there laughing with underwear elastic in her hands. he did not tip her and she did not pay for his underwear