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Old 01-02-2007, 12:36 AM
danielg danielg is offline
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Default Re: Your Worst/Best Strip Club Experience

After the 06 Aussie Millions, me and a bunch of friends went to the spearmint rhino now i had hear 100's of story's about this place but never been there.

One of my friends knows the manager or something so we get hooked up with the VIP area. We all kick in some $$ and instantly girls flock to us with champagne and then lots and lots of booze just bottles of vodka and scotch and whatever else i could remember i was well wasted. So after me and my mate skull the champagne we drink some vodka etc.

Now im only a low-limit grinder and poker is a hobby but some of my friends are real balla's and real rich too. So they keep telling the strippers that im one of the best poker players in Australia. this is just bad for me coz they think they are gonna make lots of money LOL.

So whilst 2 girls are trying to offer me dances etc. i hear over the speaker system, "now on stage is the orgy queen" i look over to the main stage and this one chick walks on and there are prob 8-10 girls already on stage the "Orgy Queen" just lies down and the other girls just go nuts licking her out etc. and im just in amazement. So i wanna get a dance and being a boobies man :P my mate organises with the manager to get the girl with the biggest. And boy was she worth all the moneys [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Here comes the beat [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] then the room starts spinning im about to puke so i bail midway through awesome lapdance and run for the toilets i start spewing and them smash my nose on the cubical wall and my nose starts pissing blood. Then security come coz some A-hole told em bout me spewing. And they think ive been doing coke or something coz my nose is bleeding, i then get booted out after only being there a few hours, one of my friends offers the bouncers money to let me stay but they cant let me stay coz im intoxicated.

But the best night of my life by far [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Also i was only 19 at the time.

Dan
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