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The Outhouse is probably the craziest strip club in the U.S. straight out of a David Lynch movie. It is BYOB - people haul coolers in, bring bottles, etc., and the girls drink whatever is offered. It is in the middle of nowhere, open til 4am, and fully nude with out in the open hands on lapdances (read: you can play with boobies). Guys lay down on their backs on the stages with dollar bills in their mouths and the girls straddle their faces. Female customers regularly, uhh, interact with the strippers. I sure as hell never saw sandwiches being served, wtf did you just make that part up? It's been years since I've been, but the dancers actually used to be pretty hot considering how nasty this place is (mostly a mix of slutty KU students and KC chicks). Don't recall ever seeing a pregnant or toothless girl, but it wouldn't surprise me, heh.

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no no, the retarded bartender, mayonaise sandwiches and what not were just to describe the kind of place The Outhouse evokes in ones head. I jsut remember even before i walked inside, hearing dueling banjos in my head. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I only went once, didn't stay long enough to get a full view of the place. But, yeah, the chick on the stage had a massive f'ing gut and lost one of her teeth. It was the stain on the waitresses beater that got me though. I assume it was mustard. Though, i guess, she might not have been a witress, as i only saw her bringing a drink to a dude at one of the jankety tables. This was all about 3 years ago.

That's really crazy that you know of it. I'd never have thought somebody on here would be from Kansas, or been to lawrence specifically.