[Greeksquared]

Mario Williams

Half way through our group's last game of bowling Mario and and a somewhat rotund chick start bowling about 5 lanes to our right. Our group was the only one within 20 lanes of him.

After we were done and after a few drinks I began to make my move on him. I know he saw me out of the corner of my eye and was trying to ignore me. Also his face kinda looked like I was about to annoy him. None the less I approached and welcomed him to Houston. I saw that he wasn't doing so well bowling so I told him "I hope you do better in football than in bowling". He immediately started cracking up laughing. I then commented on his sweet bowling shoes patted him on the back and then left.

It was like getting the number of the hottest chick at a club.