[inishowen]

Antoine Walker when he played for the Celtics. I worked near a muni golf course that was in a very affluent town. Summer mornings before work I'd play nine. Played last two holes with him and his buddy one morning. Note: 6'9" guys from inner city Chicago are extremely bad golfers.

A charity golf outing attended mostly by retired NFL players. Rick Graf, UWisconsin, invited Chris Chelios, also UWisconsin, to play. A lot of drinking after the post round dinner. Couple of hours pass and it's down to about 12 people around the bar, Chelios is real drunk and wants to fight...anyone. He's calling everybody a p u$$y, NFL guys get sick of it and start pushing the drunk off, he keeps coming, NFL guys start giving him forearms, he keeps coming, NFL guys start slamming him into those room dividers they use to section off a ballroom, he keeps coming. Chelios is a pitbull, and likely insane.