Re: How to order and pay for a pizza.
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You do realize you're eating spit and semen, right?
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Beat me to it. Maybe not always semen and saliva, but your delivery is the LAST priority to the drivers, so it will be delivered as late as possible. Drivers cannot be paid more by their employers because the price of pizza has not gone up in 25 years, but the cost of food and labor sure has. So do you want to tip the drive 2 or 5 bucks, or do you want to pay 3 times what you pay for the pizza right now? You are better off tipping the driver.
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