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Old 12-21-2006, 03:22 AM
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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And the Grammy for best NVG Brandi Parady Song goes to ....



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With apologies to the Beatles:


Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.

Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.

Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.

Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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LOL

PairTheBoard

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Thanks. It's a hopeful, optimistic song. I hope it can inspire someone.