[DrewDevil]

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I hit a lull at work:


<u>Poker Oddity</u>

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
BrandiRose to Captain Tom
Lift your penis off and put your boxers on

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Took my bankroll, now it's on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Beat me mentally, you huggling, dirty man
(2, 1, drama)

This is BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
You've really duped me in
And the posters want to know what shorts you wear
Reply to allegations if you dare

This is newhizzle to BrandiRose
You're such a stupid whore
Why'd you lose my money playing all check-call?
Have you cleaned your blood up off the bathroom wall?

For you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

Though you lost my thirty thousand bills
I'm waiting for a tug
And I think I know which way this thread will go
All my e-friends think that you're a giant ho

BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
My bankroll's gone is something wrong
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you...

Here you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

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Bravo. This is one of the top 2 or 3 funniest posts in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

#1 is still I think the White Trash Motel where you can "Play Us For Uranus"