[el adam]

3 seperate stories:
counterfeit
credit card/internet fraud
special story

When I was a freshman in high school I made counterfeit $10 bills. Just your basic scanned, printed double sided on microsoft word, with a touch of paintshop, and put in the dryer money. Tried to buy nachos with them and it passed through. Next day, tried again and they took me in. The on-campus cop said he just got off the phone with the Secret Service. I almost pooped my pants.

Last summer I pretended to be a girl on myspace and committed credit card fraud. I had the username and password of a guys PartyPoker account(given to me by him) so I could work off his bonus for him. I lost all the money, and I felt bad, so I did the logical thing and deposit more from his on-file credit card to try to win him his money back. This had a 1 in 9999 chance of succeeding(trying to deposit from his credit card.) The gods of fraud looked up to me that day, as somehow I got his verification 4 digit number right. 9150 I still remember it. Crazy [censored].

One story that might(?) have been illegal if I followed through would be the home casino. I feel you guys will appreciate this as my thread has garnered much attention over the years. This is my official tworooks coming out party persay.