[Dids]

Boris,

If you're dissing Jean Gluck we are going to have a fight. I'll lose, 'cause you have a chainsaw, but it'll be worth it.

If you're not, please turn that chainsaw on the [censored] who is.

Also, Ali, I find myself recently free from a retarded unrequited e-relationship. I'm in the market for a new girl to lust after who won't return my affection and generally make me feel used. Interested?