[Pog0]

well, at least we're putting on the pressure.

Here's my full attempt:

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Dear xxxxxxxx,

Thank you for contacting us.

It is with regret that we hear you are not happy with the VIP Bonus that is available to you. We have noted your comments, and will pass them onto our Marketing Team.

The target that you have been informed about is fixed and it cannot be revised. We have assessed your target on an individual basis, the time spent at our tables and stakes played are amongst the variables used to produce the target

Thank you for choosing us as your online gaming site!

Joyce
VIP Club
Poker Customer Care

--Original Message--

Dear Party Poker,

Thank you for your offer and I appreciate the incentives that are being given encouraging me to play on your site.

However, my loose calculations of play time required to successfully complete this offer in any given week has me playing twice as long as I typically play. If I had more time to play, I would already be doing so. I understand that one of the reasons behind this promotion is to encourage more play from your players, however, I feel that my offer is asking for too much. If it's at all possible to cut my point requirement (and payout respectively) to about 50 or 60% of what it's currently asking, that would be fantastic and I would see this as a true incentive to play.

Best regards,
xxxxxxxxxxxx