[dwatts1350]

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My friend,

Please do not despair. A young woman as lovely as yourself should not have to suffer so. I have followed your poker career with great interest from my home in Lagos, Nigeria and am very impressed with your considerable intelligence, beauty, and poker-savvy. I believe that you have great promise and will one day rule the poker world.

I am very interested in assisting you in your future endeavours. If you are interested in having me fund you for the foreseeable future, I would be more than happy to do so. I can fund you up to the sum of $10 MILLION US DOLLARS. Please let me know how much of this you would require. In return for these funds, I would require 10% of your earnings for the next 5 years. I am sure you can appreciate how advantageous this offer is for you.

I would require your banking information so that I can send you the funds forthwith. Please PM this information, along with the amount that you desire, and we may proceed with the transaction.

Your friend,

Idi

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ROFL I actually did laugh at this.