Re: Ask me about being a Québec separatist
As a US citizen I support the separation of Quebec. Here's how I see it benefiting everyone.
1. Quebec gets independence
2. They get more pissy and act more like the French
3. Eventually they will start to harbor terrorists and other groups that hate the US, trying to emulate their French cousins in the douche-bag department.
4. US gets pissed, invades Quebec. War will be short (2 hours). (After all, they are French and learn how to raise their arms in surrender mode at early age)
5. US imposes imperial ways on them and makes them go back to speaking english.
6. Profit
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