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Dear VIP Whore,
This VIP-ONLY PartyPoints offer is hopefully something you wanted and like nothing you’ve seen before.
This is the ‘Acceler-8-tor’ promotion, running for eight consecutive weeks, where you can DOUBLE how much you can win each week – with even MORE bonuses at the end of the promotion!
Here’s How: For each of the eight weeks we will set you a regular PartyPoints weekly target.
Starting When: Wednesday, February 8, 2006; 00:00 a.m. (ET) to Tuesday, April 4, 2006; 11:59 p.m. (ET).
Your regular points target, which will remain the same each week, is:
27120 regular party points.
All you have to do is reach this target by the end of each week of the promotion (Tuesday, 11:59 p.m. (ET) and we will redeem your points and give you a bonus of
USD 1530!
That’s not all! For every additional 10% you earn above your regular PartyPoints target, we will give you an additional 10% bonus. This rises in 10% increments up to 100% (double!) your original target.
So if you earn double your target in regular points, you will earn double your bonus!
For example (based on a target of 1,000 points with a bonus of USD 80):
Points Earned
Bonus Earned (Dollars)
1,000
80
1,099 points
80
1,100 points
88
Additional 10%!
2,000 points
160
Additional 100%!
As an extra incentive, you get an extra bonus which will increase each week that you meet your points target!
For example (based on your base regular points target):
No. of Weeks Target Is Hit
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
EXTRA Bonus Payout
$95
$190
$385
$765
$1530
$3060
$6120
So login today and start earning points. You can win up to 20 times your weekly bonus over an eight week period!
We would love to get your feedback on our recent promotions so that we can serve you better in the future. Please feel free to drop us a line here:
[email protected]
We do listen!
Sincerely,
The VIP Team
[email protected]
USA and Canada: 1-800-852-4719 (No Charge)
Europe: 00 - 800 - 7789 - 7537 (No Charge)
Other Countries: +44 - 207 -537- 8300 (International rates apply)
or visit this link for help .
* All points are regular points only (Bonus points do not count). Promotion week is Wednesday through Tuesday for eight separate weeks.
All weekly bonuses will be paid on the Thursday following the Tuesday signifying the end of an active week. Please note, we will redeem points on this day.
The final bonus for all weeks will be paid on Thursday, April 13, 2006 after 11:00 a.m. (ET)
Please note: we cannot be held responsible for any downtime during this promotion. Don’t leave it too late to participate!
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