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another good fire alarm story,

About 2-3 weeks ago I was playing on Stars and actually having a good session. I have my headphones on and the outside world is outside. Anyway, Im playing, raise KK UTG+1, and flop top set. When the flop comes out a cop comes into my room and asks me if i know there is a fire alarm. I hear it and im all like "oh [censored] I didnt hear it."

So the cop goes "Come on son lets go!"

I reply "Hold on, I wouldnt fold top set on the flop if the building was actually on fire. Im going down with it if need be."

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Brilliant.