Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
if your bank roll is balla enough...get a manservant to throw out your clothes after one wear...then have him rebuy you the hottest new gear
...if not hire a maid who comes in weekly...if you have the facilities, laundry service should be included. Tip her well, and you'll be happy. 200 a week is about right. Otherwise, take ur mom to the movies and dinner 2x a month. She'll probably do the laundry with her sht. Also, pay some kid to do the lawn while you drive your motorcycle around the block popping wheelies and with your truck stereo blasting Jim Jones and Clipse so loud you can't hear your motor
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