One Chip.
The espn chump turns over AK triumphantly like he was the man.
Flop: AK2
He smiles.
Turn: 2
River: BANG 7
"Boo Ya.. Sorry Kid" he yells. Nation says "NOT TODAY. TRIP 7s. THANK YOU COME AGAIN"
He gets busted out later.
Orgy Orgy Orgy
We eat at the steakhouse that night. It was awesome. We go back to the club and Nation gets tired
around 12:30. I decide to stay and get way to shitfaced from other people buying drinks.
I spent most of the night working game on the Asian girl, but I went outside for a smoke around 1
and she wasn't there anymore.
At 1:15, I decide I'm too wasted and start to walk over to the elevator. Then I look at my watch
and realize that this is the second to last day. [censored] it. I'm going back and drinking water to sober
up and party hardcore.
I end up talking to this blonde 25 year old who's a stripper at the Rhino (I think) in L.A. and her
boyfriend who wasa musician on the ship. The stripper was hot was dancing like a stripper on him on the
dance floor.
As fate would have it, the Asian girl and her friend end up coming back to the club like 15 minutes later.
They did the exact same thing that I did - except the friend wanted to go sleep and the Asian girl
wanted to party.
YAHTZEE - PLAY BALL
The only problem is where was I going to take her? My first thought was the roof deck that you saw
in the previous post and just do her dirty on a beach chair.
We drink a ton with the blonde stripper and her boyfriend the singer. He starts to sing a little bit and
I can definitely tell that we're all wasted.
They ask if we want to drink with them in her boyfriends cabin. Great Idea! Free Booze and possibly
a place to sex her up if they have a balcony.
The asian girl and I dance for like 30 more minutes making out and literally humping and groping eachother
on dancefloor. She's biting my neck, I'm nibbling on her ear - things are going good. I still have a bruise
from that vampire on my shoulder.
We finally go to his room.
And...
There's just one giant bed there. Now, I'm too wasted to even stand straight at this point. We ask him to
play the guitar. The stripper says she has to get changed... Gets totally naked in front of all of us
and puts on these boxers and a see thru cami-esque thingy.
The guy starts to play some foofy song about "Your the best one thing to happen to me" or some other donkeyshit
while I'm going to town on the Asian girl. The girls titties are popping out of her dress at this point and
I don't care that those two are sitting right next to me. The asian girl takes of her dress and starts to
undress me.
I'm thinking wtf this is so weird. They're just like sitting there. Literally one minute later,
the blonde chick is on top of her boyfriend naked sucking him off.
I see this and am still thinking "this is so [censored] weird" The asian girl is yelling [censored] me.
I want to oblige, but I'd rather get head first so I shove her body down and she goes to pwn town.
Then in the corner of my eye, I see the guy get up. Boy did he have a tiny dangle. It made me feel good
about myself, so that made the situation a little less awkward. Would have sucked to be him.
He goes to the bathroom. The girl jumps restraddles the girl and starts playing with my balls. I'm
in [censored] paradise. They then switch and I'm getting head from a stripper (I hope I didn't get any diseases).
The guy comes out like 5 minutes later and I'm thinking "oh [censored]... he's gonna be pissed. This is his girlfriend
who's obviously wasted and tired of his tiny shwing shwong."
"That looks like fun. He repositions the blonde across the bed so that's she perpendicular to me still sucking
and takes her doggy while the Asian girl is licking everywhere.
After a bit of this fun, I try to [censored] the Asian girl... but I can't fit it in Missionairy. I try to lift one leg
up... still no dice. I grab some lube... still no dice. Jesus, this girls vageene (Borat~) was like the size of a quarter.
Finally Doggy works, we [censored] for awhile. She gets off once (I think.. I felt contractions. Yay me!) and I finish.
Then the stripper b-lines to the bathroom and starts throwing up. Too much to drink.
I get dressed, but the Asian girl is still drinking. She goes to town on this Smrinof Rasperry Vodka bottle. I'm telling
her that's not a good idea.
About 20 minutes later, I have to carry her, her shoes, and her purse all the way across the boat. That sucked...
But hey - an orgy is an experience I never thought I'd have.
Day 8 - Slider tries to get with the Brazillian Girl Again
We're partying with the Asian Girl and her friend on the last night. Having a good time, and I know that I'll get laid
again easily.
The Brazillian girl whispers in my ear "I have to tell you a secret." Obv, every guy wants what he can't get so I went.
She tells me that the reason she kept kicking me out was that she was only 16 but turns 17 in a month
My jaw drops. I felt a little weird becauseI actually really liked this girl. She was fun to hang out with.
Nation hated her though.
I said what the hell and went with it.
But there was no place to go.. So we ended up fooling around in the Jurassic Park Machine in the Arcade.
Obv, I didn't have sex because that would be illegal, but we had fun.
That's the end. Sorry this was too long.
BTW - I should get a cool custom title for entertaining y'all. This took way too long to write wtf! Any suggestions?